As 2024 began, I had little confidence that another year-end satire column could be filled with enough political idiocy to amuse a reader. Boy was I wrong.
[P]ro-terrorist students demonstrating at Columbia University agreed to stop chanting “death to America” until Biden paid off their student loans.
January
The year started off with the world in its normal state. Wars were going on in Ukraine, Lebanon, the Gaza Strip and Israel. We had fallen into another pile of Shiite in the Red Sea with U.S. forces engaged against the Iran-backed Houthis of Yemen. War and terrorism warnings were everywhere and it seemed the whole world was on the brink of a whole lot more than another Trump versus Biden election.
Pursuing DEI, the Federal Aviation Administration began recruiting people with severe mental and physical handicaps. These people were apparently intended to become air traffic controllers and aircraft safety…
